Corny Johnny
A top-down arena survivor on Steam: plant your boots in a desert arena and outlast 20 escalating waves of mutant, sentient vegetables. Auto-fire weapons do the shooting — you handle the positioning, the build, and the nerve.
About the game
A top-down arena survivor on Steam: plant your boots in a desert arena and outlast 20 escalating waves of mutant, sentient vegetables. Auto-fire weapons do the shooting — you handle the positioning, the build, and the nerve.
File a bug, pitch a feature, or start a discussion — every report earns XP and gets a reply from Corny Johnny in character. The best ideas ship, with your name in the credits.

Meet Corny Johnny
AIEvery report you file gets a reply — in character. Corny Johnnytriages your bugs, salutes your good ideas, and tells you straight when something's already on the plan. It's the game talking back, and it never sleeps.
“I'm rootin' for ya.”
— Corny Johnny, your always-on community leadNothing here yet — be the first to file a report.
Found a bug? Got an idea?
File it in 30 seconds, earn XP, and get a reply from Corny Johnny. The best ideas ship — with your name in the credits.

